Benchmark of Nothing

I'll give you a hint what I'm writing about.

I stumbled on this marvel of an article while I was doing my ""research"". (double quotes for the double illigitmacy of my sources)

Scarecly have I read sarcasm that thick before.  Combined with Adamsesque absurd comparisons I really couldn't read it all.

ok, i"M outta work, back from teh gym, sitting here trying to write, and my cat is sitting on top of my dresser (v. messy) and flinging things off of it. *patty patty....plop*  *bat bat patty....pting*  One thing after another.