so where I thought I had just one giant zucchini it turns out I had 4, other three only slightly less impressive than the first.

But that's not the emergency. The emergency is I need to borrow somebody's dog. A really big dog. Someone walked into my yard today in broad daylight and pilfered all my beautiful lettuce. I had three or four big heads and they walked in and tore them to shreds.

who steals lettuce? fucking wankers. I hate my town, and my neighbors. The toothless guy who rides his bike all over and only owns 2 shirts seems nice, but creepy. I don't think stole my lettuce. He couldn't have made off with that much lettuce on his bike. And he has no teeth to eat it either.

So yeah. need big dog. and maybe a shotgun.