Benchmark of Nothing

Advice please

2009-08-08T11:56:07Z

I'm five months pregnant.
Recently I discovered my husband was having (Read more ...)

for all you HP fans out there - and maybe HP haters too....

2009-07-29T20:00:46Z

an old friend sent me this to cheer me up... I can't really bear to listen to th (Read more ...)

why does it seem every six years or so my life becomes a god damn spanish soap opera?

2009-07-18T00:58:50Z

why?

Preggo - it's in there

2009-06-18T00:19:33Z

I think I have to move up to a double D already. He's not even half-way cooked (Read more ...)

wtf CT

2009-06-14T02:08:24Z

There seems to be shockingly little available to CT residents in terms of altern (Read more ...)

haven't had time to hang around much...

2009-06-07T04:53:24Z

Busy busy readying the house for baby, lots of work to do so not much time for p (Read more ...)

ganked from tee shirt hell

2009-05-26T01:21:32Z

A conservative and a liberal walk into a bar. The bartender says "You can have a (Read more ...)

hermit9 @ 2009-05-24T18:53:00

2009-05-24T22:53:46Z

OMG cleaned so much today friggin pooped

close encounter of the stinky kind

2009-05-22T00:53:45Z

I went out for a walk tonight at sunset. Didn't go far, feeling kinda craptasti (Read more ...)

hahahahah

2009-05-21T15:49:25Z

Its the Very Secret Diaries of Lost.
(But not written in correct Bridgette Jon (Read more ...)

preggo

2009-05-11T23:54:05Z

So everybody took the news well. Mike is happy, and to those of you who were wo (Read more ...)

Gratuitous Uterus (If I had a band, that's what I'd name it)

2009-05-07T00:52:34Z

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FW: CF

2009-04-29T21:59:18Z

Dear Friends and Family,

I hope that this letter finds you and your loved ones (Read more ...)

I shoots things

2009-04-26T00:55:54Z

I took the NRA handgun safety course today. I can now officially fill out the f (Read more ...)

RD

2009-04-23T01:30:25Z

So we watched the new 3 parter of Red Dwarf. Very strange. Way better than sea (Read more ...)

hermit9 @ 2009-04-15T21:09:00

2009-04-16T01:18:08Z

We watched Mad Dog and Glory on Hulu. Lot of big people in that movie but I can (Read more ...)

LMAO

2009-04-06T19:09:25Z

News Radio. I love that show, dunno why. Jimmy James kills me.
Maybe it's cuz (Read more ...)

v. sad

2009-04-05T01:04:58Z

I'm on twitter now if anyone cares. It's very sad. My only friends are the gee (Read more ...)

grah fic....

2009-04-02T23:15:23Z

here I am trying to write, but I'm short on inspiration so I decide to read a li (Read more ...)

nachos and half a beer at lunch + a nap after work = crazy dreams about a cute Chinese boy

2009-03-17T22:12:05Z

It took place mostly in a cozy house with a funny stage-like layout, th (Read more ...)

first fic in a long while. Bagenders U.S. - Chap. 1 House of the Rising Sun

2009-03-08T04:07:07Z

So this is the big secret fic I've been stealthily working on *eye roll*. Um, I (Read more ...)

spring has sprung, corpses abound

2009-03-07T22:37:11Z

So the snow is melting, it was gorgeous out today. I stepped out my front door (Read more ...)

OZ

2009-02-14T03:27:57Z

We've been borrowing DVD's of OZ from a friend and watching them in ord (Read more ...)

V <3 day

2009-02-10T01:58:43Z

This is coming kinda late but it just occurred to me - I have a plethora of awes (Read more ...)

LMAO

2009-01-28T00:17:19Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eopei1rBw

OMG and double lmao

http://www.yout (Read more ...)