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  <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 11:56:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Advice please</title>
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  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m five months pregnant.&lt;br /&gt;Recently I discovered my husband was having  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/58691.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:00:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>for all you HP fans out there - and maybe HP haters too....</title>
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  <description>an old friend sent me this to cheer me up... I can&apos;t really bear to listen to th &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/58463.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:58:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>why does it seem every six years or so my life becomes a god damn spanish soap opera?</title>
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  <description>why?</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:19:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Preggo - it&apos;s in there</title>
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  <description>I think I have to move up to a double D already.  He&apos;s not even half-way cooked  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/57957.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:08:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>wtf CT</title>
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  <description>There seems to be shockingly little available to CT residents in terms of altern &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/57726.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:53:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>haven&apos;t had time to hang around much...</title>
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  <description>Busy busy readying the house for baby, lots of work to do so not much time for p &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/57468.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 01:21:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ganked from tee shirt hell</title>
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  <description>A conservative and a liberal walk into a bar. The bartender says &quot;You can have a &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/57202.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 22:53:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>OMG cleaned so much today friggin pooped</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 00:53:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>close encounter of the stinky kind</title>
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  <description>I went out for a walk tonight at sunset.  Didn&apos;t go far, feeling kinda craptasti &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/56767.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 15:49:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>hahahahah</title>
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  <description>Its the Very Secret Diaries of Lost.  &lt;br /&gt;(But not written in correct Bridgette Jon &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/56449.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 23:54:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>preggo</title>
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  <description>So everybody took the news well.  Mike is happy, and to those of you who were wo &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/56213.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 00:52:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Gratuitous Uterus (If I had a band, that&apos;s what I&apos;d name it)</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:59:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>FW: CF</title>
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  <description>Dear Friends and Family,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope that this letter finds you and your loved ones &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/54737.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 00:55:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I shoots things</title>
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  <description>I took the NRA handgun safety course today.  I can now officially fill out the f &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/53863.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:30:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>RD</title>
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  <description>So we watched the new 3 parter of Red Dwarf.  Very strange.  Way better than sea &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/53546.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:18:08 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>We watched Mad Dog and Glory on Hulu.  Lot of big people in that movie but I can &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/52144.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:09:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>LMAO</title>
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  <description>News Radio.  I love that show, dunno why.  Jimmy James kills me.&lt;br /&gt;Maybe it&apos;s cuz  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/50249.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:04:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>v. sad</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m on twitter now if anyone cares.  It&apos;s very sad.  My only friends are the gee &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/50157.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:15:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>grah fic....</title>
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  <description>here I am trying to write, but I&apos;m short on inspiration so I decide to read a li &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/49686.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:12:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>nachos and half a beer at lunch + a nap after work = crazy dreams about a cute Chinese boy</title>
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  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It took place mostly in a cozy house with a funny stage-like layout, th &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/49439.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:07:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>first fic in a long while.  Bagenders U.S. - Chap. 1 House of the Rising Sun</title>
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  <description>So this is the big secret fic I&apos;ve been stealthily working on *eye roll*.  Um, I &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/49296.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <category>lotr</category>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 22:37:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>spring has sprung, corpses abound</title>
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  <description>So the snow is melting, it was gorgeous out today.  I stepped out my front door  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/49128.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:27:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>OZ</title>
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  <description>&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We&apos;ve been borrowing DVD&apos;s of OZ from a friend and watching them in ord &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/47845.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:58:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>V &amp;lt;3 day</title>
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  <description>This is coming kinda late but it just occurred to me - I have a plethora of awes &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/47368.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:17:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>LMAO</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eopei1rBw&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Eopei1rBw&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OMG and double lmao&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yout&quot;&gt;http://www.yout&lt;/a&gt; &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href=&quot;http://hermit9.insanejournal.com/47194.html&quot;&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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